"DEI be like a ruckus cannonball fer the left's skirmish 'gainst our brave crew. We best be defusin' it!"
2024-12-23
Avast ye! DEI be a scurvy dog, ravagin' our brave lads like a blasted IED! It weakens our crew and gives the likes of China a leg up. But fear not, me hearties! There be a way to send this fiend to Davy Jones’ locker! Here’s the treasure map to replace it!
Arrr, mateys! A storm brews 'gainst the very heart of the American sea, where treachery be afoot! The scallywags be wieldin’ a cunning weapon called DEI – diversity, equity, and inclusion – to bring chaos to our fair shores! Aye, as the fine lass Rep. Ayanna Pressley be sayin’, it be a tool to disrupt the foul systems o’ oppression lurking in every port!But hark! This be not a mere squabble amongst landlubbers; it smells o’ the Chinese Communist Party schemin’ like a pirate in the night! For decades, they’ve exploited the issues of society to turn American sailors against one another, makin’ it easier to conquer without a single cannon fired!
Like IEDs hidden in the sands, these DEI programs lie in wait, ready to blow a sailor's career to smithereens with but a wrong word! Fear and distrust be settlin’ like fog over the Navy, makin’ even the bravest of sea dogs tread lightly, lest they find themselves walking the plank!
If we don’t steer clear of these treacherous waters, we’ll find ourselves in a shipwreck of discipline and might. The solution? Real DEI – Discipline, Effort, and Integrity – the true compass to guide us back to safety! So hoist the sails, and let’s chart a course to clear the mines of DEI before our ship be sunk!