Arrr, matey! The ethics crew be sayin' Gaetz be buyin' rum and ladies o' the night regularly! Har har!
2024-12-23
Arrr, matey! The scallywag from Florida tossed his hat from the House and swabbed the deck of bein’ Trump’s trusty attorney general just ‘fore the report hit the sun! A right fine tale of cowardice on the high seas of politics, I say! Har har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round me hearty crew, for I bring ye tidings from the treacherous waters of politics! A swabbin' known as the Florida Republican did cast aside his position in the House, like a scallywag tossin' overboard a stinkin' fish. Aye, 'twas not long before the fateful report hit the shores, and this lad decided to sail away from the tumultuous winds of Trump’s attorney general pick. It be a right curious tale, I tell ye!