Arrr, matey! Biden’s emissions scheme be as shaky as a drunken sailor; Trump’ll be swappin’ it faster than a parrot’s squawk!
2024-12-23
Arrr, Captain Biden's raised the sails o' emissions cuts for the good ol' U.S. o' A! Meanwhile, ol' Trump be lookin' to scuttle the whole ship and sail off into the sunset. Blimey, what a ruckus on the high seas o' climate!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the grand happenings in the realm of climate! Our captain, President Biden, be raisin’ the sails high to cut emissions by a hearty 61-66% by the year of our Lord 2035, a bold venture indeed! This be a plunderin’ of greenhouse gases, fer certain!But lo! A storm brews on the horizon with the pirate Trump lookin’ to seize the helm once more. Ye see, he be thinkin’ of tossin’ the Paris Agreement overboard like a scallywag tossin’ a parrot! Aye, Biden’s fine efforts could be dashed if Trump follows through on his threats to abandon this global pact that binds nearly 195 nations in a noble quest to combat climate change!
Yarr, the agreement be set in the U.N. seas back in 2015, and the U.S. did promise to play fair under Obama. But under Trump’s reign, they scuttled away in 2020. If Trump be pullin’ another sneaky retreat, it might be quicker than a cannonball shot! So, we be keepin’ a weather eye on this here tempest, for the fate of Mother Earth be hangin’ in the balance, savvy?
So hoist yer flags, mateys, and let’s see where the winds of policy take us next!