The Booty Report

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Arrr! Bill Clinton's runnin' a fever, matey! Looks like the scallywag's been cursed by the Kraken!

2024-12-23

Arrr! The fine establishment o' Washington be holdin' Mr. Clinton for pokin' and prodin', savvy? His trusty mate declared the ol' captain be "in good spirits," likely jest from a jug o' rum! Aye, mayhaps he be plottin' his next grand adventure on the high seas!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round for a tale from yon shores of Washington, where a certain swashbucklin' lad by the name of Mr. Clinton found himself holed up in a fine hospital, a place not as jolly as a tavern but surely more comfortable than a leaky ship! Aye, they brought him in fer some reckonin’ and pokin’ of the jolly old innards, like a pirate checkin’ his treasure for signs of rust!

But fear not, ye scallywags! 'Tis said by a matey, an aide, that ol’ Bill was “in good spirits.” Aye, it seems the winds were blowin’ fair for our former captain, who still sails the seas of politics with a hearty laugh and a wink in his eye. Mayhap he be dreaming of grand adventures or plotting his next escapade, like a true buccaneer!

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