Arrr! The Santa Cruz dock be belly floppin' like a drunken sailor in a stormy sea! Avast, what a sight!
2024-12-23
Arrr, matey! Three landlubbers be snatched from the briny deep after yon wharf, a fine spot fer land rats, did crumble like a biscuit in a stormy sea! The savvy officials be spillin' the beans, aye! Who knew a wave could be such a scallywag?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of bravery and mischief upon the rocky shores! 'Twas a day of tumultuous waves, when the mighty surf rose like a Kraken from the deep, and lo! The wharf, that grand ol' timber, gave a groan that rattled the bones of old sailors! Aye, it did collapse, like a stack o' doubloons toppled by a drunken buccaneer!