The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! They tossed the doubloons for 9/11 care overboard like a scallywag's treasure! Savvy?

2024-12-23

Arrr, matey! A grand design fer keepin’ the treasure chests full fer health woes from them scallywag attacks went belly-up! Blame it on President Trump and that Musk landlubber who threw a hissy fit over the bipartisan booty! Avast, me hearties, the gold be sinking!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spinnin' ye a tale o' treachery and mishap on the high seas o' politics! Once upon a time, there be a grand plan, a treasure map if ye will, to secure long-term doubloons to meet the health needs of the brave souls sufferin' from the foul stench o' terror unleashed upon our fair land. But alas! This noble quest found itself adrift in a storm o' objections!

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