Arrr, Johnson’s mates be beggin’ Trump to jump in, lest the speaker scallywags delay the grand 2024 treasure hunt!
2024-12-23
Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags in ol’ House Republican waters be wishin’ for Captain Trump to hoist his voice fer the Louisiana matey. Aye, they be hopin’ the good ship Johnson sails smoother with the Don’s mighty thunder! Avast, let’s see if he’ll oblige!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of political scallywags and their treacherous tides! It seems that Speaker Mike Johnson, a fine lad from the high seas of Louisiana, be seekin' the favor of none other than President-elect Trump, the captain of the MAGA ship. His crew be beggin’ Trump to shout from the crow's nest, voicing support for Johnson, lest they find themselves in a long and drawn-out squabble that might delay the certification of Trump’s own victory. Arrr!Rep. Carlos Gimenez warns that without a captain at the helm, they can’t even swear in a new crew! The winds are blowin’ cold, and Rep. Pat Fallon suggests it’d be mighty fine if Trump could rally the troops, perhaps even invite Johnson to a festive feast at Mar-a-Lago. But beware, me hearties; the road to the speaker’s gavel be fraught with peril! Johnson faces a mutinous crew who’ve been grumblin' about his handling of their treasure, aka government funds.
With the clock tickin' down to a vote on January 3 and a certification of the election shortly after, the stakes be high, lest they be shipwrecked in bureaucracy! Johnson's sailing with only a slim margin and a lot of pressure from Trump’s loyal sea dogs, who be sayin’ he be the most conservative captain they’ve seen! Will they hold fast, or will they capsize? Only the tides of politics will tell, savvy?