Ahoy! Mornin’ Glory! Captain Biden's crew be plunderin’ the seas of politics once more, arrr!
2024-12-24
Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywags be choosin' to spare 37 souls from Davy Jones' locker outta 40! But shiver me timbers, we be clueless who the sea dogs be! A mystery as murky as a foggy night, it be!
Arrr, me hearties! Senator Tom Cotton be callin’ President Biden a dodderin’ old sea dog, and I reckon he’s hit the nail on the head! On Christmas Eve eve, Biden chose to free 37 scallywags from death row, leavin’ only the most notorious knaves behind. Aye, that be a right puzzler, as these decisions seem to be cookin’ in the cauldron of his unseen puppet masters!Now, while the winds be blowin’ cold for the families of the victims, our old captain Biden be as addled as a drunk parrot! His handlers be makin’ the calls, leavin’ the press corps in a daze, as he shuffles and mumbles like a ghost of Christmas past. The legacy media be turnin’ a blind eye, lettin’ this scandal fester like barnacles on a ship’s hull.
Yarr, the tale be dark indeed! Those who should be held to account, be they press folk or politicians, be sailin’ away without a care. We’ve all seen the shipwreck of Biden’s competency, yet many in the press be too busy raisin’ their tankards to speak the truth. Come the next tide, let’s hope there be justice for those still among the living, and a reckoning for those who let this old sea captain steer us astray! Arrr!