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Arrr, matey! That landlubber be sayin’ sanctuary states be like the Confederacy—’twas a Civil War over ye ol' laws, ha!

2024-12-24

Arrr, me hearties! Former Governor Pataki from New York be spoutin’ on "The Cats Roundtable" that them sanctuary states shunnin’ federal law be like them old Confederate rascals! Blimey! Seems like some scallywags be forgettin' history while hoardin' booty! Avast, the seas be gettin' choppy!

Aye, me hearties! In the bustling port of New York, the last Republican captain, George Pataki, be chattin' with the salty businessman John Catsimatidis about the state of the ship, er, city. He be likin' to draw parallels 'twixt today’s sanctuary havens and them rebellious Confederate states that dared to defy the federal fleet! Arrr, he be sayin' leadership be key, and he remembers the stormy seas of the '60s and '80s when things looked dire, but better days always sailed in.

Pataki claims the law of the land should reign supreme, and cities actin' like they be above the law be strayin’ from the good ol’ Constitution. He be recallin' the specter of the Civil War, when the South thought they could just sail away from the Union. Catsimatidis jested about Trump hittin' the sanctuary policies with his “large-sized shoe,” a mighty boot indeed!

As they pondered the waves of change under Captain Trump, Pataki be hopin’ for a shipshape New Year, suggestin' that the big man must overhaul the federal fleet instead of just swabbin' the deck. But beware, for the winds of change be blowin', and even the current governor, Kathy Hochul, be caught in a squall of her own makin'. So hoist yer sails and hold tight, me mateys, fer politics be a choppy sea! Arrr!

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