The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Twenty mighty felines bit the dust from the birdy plague at a Washington cove, savvy? What a jolly jest!"

2024-12-24

Arrr, it be a tragic tale from the sanctuary in Shelton! More than half the feline crew be sendin' their regards to Davy Jones, taken by a pesky virus, they have! Aye, those whiskered scallywags be sailin' to the great litter box in the sky!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of feline misfortune that be takin' place at the cat sanctuary in them waters of Shelton, Wash. It appears that a vile virus, more sinister than a scallywag’s plot, be claimin' the lives of over half the furry crew. Aye, ye heard me right! These four-legged mates were livin’ the high life, chasin’ yarn and napkin on the sunny decks, only to be struck down by a disease that’d make even Davy Jones shudder!

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