The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Steer clear of them Californy shores, matey! Them waves be likelier to swallow ye whole than a hearty grog!"

2024-12-24

Avast, me hearties! A mighty wave be wreakin' havoc, claimin' a poor soul and layin' waste to a fine ol' pier in Santa Cruz! Methinks Poseidon be in a foul mood, so keep yer sea legs steady, lest ye join the fish in Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the treacherous shores of Santa Cruz, California, where the mighty ocean has unleashed its fury upon landlubbers and structures alike!

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