Arrr! Trump be settin' sail with model Farkas and auto king Arrigo fer fancy diplomat jobs, savvy?
2024-12-24
Arrr, on the Tuesday morn, two scallywags be named to sail the seas as ambassadors in Trump’s next grand voyage! The captain himself, Trump, be givin’ the orders. Ahoy, let the rum flow and prepare for another wild adventure, mateys!
Ahoy, me hearties! It be a mighty fine day on the high seas of politics, for President-elect Trump be settin’ sail with two hearty souls for ambassadorships! First off, we have John Arrigo, a fine captain of the Arrigo Auto Group, plannin’ to hoist the flag of America in the fair land of Portugal. Aye, this landlubber be not just a merchant but a champion golfer to boot!Trump himself be singin’ praises for this matey, claimin’ Arrigo be a fine leader in West Palm Beach, respected by all who cross his path. “He’ll put America first!” Trump proclaims from the crow’s nest of his Truth Social ship.
Then we have the fair lass Somers Farkas, a model and philanthropist, ready to unfurl the stars and stripes in the sunny isle of Malta. This salty sea dog has raised a bounty of riches for noble causes, includin’ the care of our furry friends and the brave souls of the NYPD. Aye, she be no stranger to Trump’s crew, servin’ on his Commission on White House Fellowships.
So there ye have it! With this crew, it seems America be settin’ course for grand adventures on the seas of diplomacy! Yarrr!