The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast ye! Local scallywags squabble: help or hinder the Trumpster's plan to send the landlubbers a'packin'!"

2024-12-25

Arrr, me hearties! The townsfolk be squabblin’ 'bout sharin’ rum with them immigration scallywags. In San Diego, the sheriff be swearin’ to toss the new policy overboard, lettin’ migrants sail free! What a jolly ruckus on the high seas of law!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spinnin' a yarn 'bout the ruckus in the sunny shores of San Diego, where the good folk be clashin' like swords o'er the matter of them immigrants! A mighty tempest brews in the heart o' the community, with some landlubbers wishin’ to lend a hand to these weary travelers, whilst others be as stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull.

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