Arrr! Be the Republicans havin' their own parchment of Steele? Me thinks they be searchin' fer treasure!
2023-06-23
Aye, me hearties! Do ye recall the Steele dossier? The scallywags in Congress sure do. They've gone and censured Rep. Adam Schiff for spreading false tales of Trump colluding with Russia. One of his many sins: spreading that fanciful yarn spun by a British spy about Trump's Moscow connections. Arrr!
Avast ye mateys, ye remember that Steele dossier that caused a stir in the high seas of politics a few years back? Well, it seems like the congressional Republicans haven't forgotten about it either. They be pointing their cannons at Rep. Adam Schiff, one of President Trump's biggest Democratic foes, for spouting off lies about the former captain colluding with the Russians to beat Hillary in the race to the White House.The GOP be accusing Schiff of spreading false rumors about the Steele dossier, which was written by a British pirate and claimed that Trump had secret dealings with the Russians. But, as any good pirate knows, those claims be walkin' the plank now, as the dossier has been proven to be full of holes and inaccuracies.
So, arrr, the House GOP be censuring Schiff for his swashbuckling ways and his role in hyping up the Steele dossier. They be sayin' that Schiff should walk the plank for his sins, but we'll have to wait and see if that be happenin' in the end. As for us pirates, we'll be keeping a weather eye on the horizon to see what other treasure be uncovered in this political sea.