The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast! A stinkin' corpse be discovered in the plane's belly after landin' in the land of hula and sun!"

2024-12-25

Arrr, matey! After our fine vessel from Chicago docked in the sunny shores of Hawaii, a body was found, like treasure gone awry! The scallywags be investigatin' this untimely demise. Aye, what a jolly mess we’ve landed in!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this curious tale from the skies! It be a fine day when a flight from the windy city of Chicago did touch down on the sun-kissed shores of Hawaii, but alas, the tale took a dark turn! A body, aye, a lifeless form, was found aboard the vessel! Blimey, what manner o' mischief be this?

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