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Arrr! Trump be settin’ sail with Kevin Marino Cabrera as Ambassador to Panama, ready to plunder diplomacy!

2024-12-25

Arrr, me hearties! Just days after Captain Trump be yellin' fer the U.S. to snatch back the Panama Canal, here comes Mr. Cabrera, a commissioner from Miami-Dade! Seems like we be settin' sail on a grand adventure, savvy? Avast, the treasure be control, or be it just a mirage?

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' political winds blowin' hotter than a cannon blast! It be no ordinary day, fer the infamous Mr. Trump, that scallywag of the high seas, be callin' fer the good ol' U.S. of A. to wrestle back control o' the Panama Canal, a treasure trove in the realm of waterways!

But hold yer horses, fer just days after that raucous declaration, a bold matey by the name o' Mr. Cabrera, a commissioner from the Miami-Dade shores, be plunderin' his way into the spotlight. Aye, this lad be takin' the helm in the midst o' this hullabaloo! Ye might be wonderin' if he be a landlubber or a seasoned captain ready to navigate the treacherous waters of politics.

So, what be the next chapter in this rollickin' saga? Will Mr. Cabrera hoist the black flag o' ambition and sail alongside Trump’s bold vision? Or will he be walkin' the plank into the choppy seas o' bureaucracy? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain: the political seas be a wild ride, and we be all just swabs on this ship o' state! Arrr!

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