"Ye scallywag murderer caught after makin' a break from the hoosegow in Mississippi! A right jolly chase, it be!"
2024-12-25
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag, chained like a parrot, made a daring escape from the jolly old hoosegow on Christmas Eve! The officials be blabberin’ 'bout it, but I reckon he just wanted a mug o’ grog and a bit o’ holiday cheer!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I bring ye a tale most peculiar! On the eve of Christmas, when the yule tide be flowin' and the snow be fallin', a scallywag of a man, locked up tighter than a ship's hold, hatched a cunning plan to break free from the devil's dungeon! Aye, he’d been servin’ a life sentence, but it seems the spirit of Christmas stirred his soul like a rum-fueled sea shanty!