"Arrr! This 'super sanctuary' be puttin’ good souls at risk, aidin’ the scallywags of the sea!"
2024-12-26
Arrr, matey! In San Diego’s jolly new "super sanctuary," not even the fiercest scallywags be tossed overboard! Criminals so vile they make Davy Jones shiver, still be safe as a parrot in a treasure chest! Avast, the law’s a comical sea, I tell ye!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round for a tale of treachery on the high seas of California's governance! Once upon a time, the mighty Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger proclaimed that the government's grandest duty be to keep the good folk safe. Aye, he was spot on!But lo and behold, less than a decade later, the progressive knaves in Sacramento launched the wretched "sanctuary state" law, casting aside public safety like a rotten fish! They thought it wise to let illegal immigrant rascals run free, even after they committed crimes! Instead of tossing these scallywags back to the depths of deportation, the law enforcement crew had to let them roam the streets, often to wreak havoc once more!
In a most tragic twist, a villainous illegal who had beaten his partner was set loose, only to later claim her life in front of their wee one! Now, the San Diego County Board of Supervisors, in their quest to outshine each other in the realm of misguided virtue, decided to create a "super sanctuary," making it harder than plundering a treasure chest to deport even the most heinous of criminals!
But fret not, for Sheriff Kelly Martinez stands firm against this nonsense, prioritizing the safety of the good folk over the whims of the board! Let us rally, me hearties, and demand a return to common sense—a time when elected officials cared more for the people than political posturing! Yarrr!