Arrr, Texas scallywag caught stowin' a whole crew o' landlubbers in a locked metal hull! Blimey, what a caper!
2024-12-26
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from Texas be face to face with the law, tryin' to sneak more than a hundred landlubbers in a locked treasure cart! Teachin' the ol' sea shanty of "No Immigrants Allowed" be a tricky business, eh? A right jolly mess, that be!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this outrageous tale from the wild seas of Texas! A landlubber by the name of Juan Manuel Aguirre, aged 49, be caught red-handed tryin' to smuggle a horde of over 100 undocumented souls in a locked tractor trailer! Aye, ye heard that right—more than a hundred! The U.S. Attorney's Office be servin' him with a three-count indictment faster than a cannonball flies!On a fateful day, December the 2nd, lawmen spied this rogue loadin' his treasure of migrants into a white trailer, thinkin' he'd sail off without a care. But lo and behold! The authorities laid a trap and stopped his chariot, discoverin' 101 poor souls packed tighter than sardines, includin' twelve wee lads and lasses all alone. Some of 'em gasped for breath, fearin' for their lives as they were tossed about like flotsam in a storm!
Now, Aguirre be facin' a hefty penalty—ten years in the brig for each count and fines that could sink a ship, up to $250,000! The winds of change be blowin' as the number of smuggler scallywags caught has risen under the Biden administration. So heed this warning, mates, for the high seas of illegal immigration be fraught with peril, from Texas to the far reaches of the horizon!