Arrr, Jen Psaki be givin' the Democrats a right tongue-lashin' fer leavin' the savvy lass AOC outta the treasure map!
2024-12-26
Arrr, matey! Jen Psaki be yellin' at the Democrats fer bein' as daft as a landlubber, lettin' fine lass Ocasio-Cortez walk the plank o' opportunity! They be learnin’ naught from their shipwreck in the 2024 seas! Aye, ‘tis a right comical blunder!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus within the ranks o' the Democrats! The fair Jen Psaki, a hostin' on the MSNBC ship, be shoutin' foul over the choice made by her fellow sea dogs. Instead o' choosin' the sprightly Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, they went with the ancient mariner Gerry Connolly, a weathered 74 years o' age, backed by the esteemed Speaker Emerita, Nancy Pelosi.Psaki be lamentin' that this be a golden chance missed for the Democrats to ride the wave of media savvy that the bright-eyed AOC could bring to the House oversight crew. She claimed this committee be a treasure trove for national attention, and they’ve tossed aside a young, fiery spirit for an old salt. It be a decision that has left the youthful crew scratchin' their heads and wonderin' if their voices be heard at all!
With the vote count at 131 to 84, the elders are settin' sail while the youth be left in the doldrums. Critics be cryin' out that this be a grievous blow to the party's youthful heart, and that the old guard be clingin' too tightly to the helm. Even Connolly himself dismissed the young versus old tussle as mere tales spun by landlubbers of the media!
So, raise a tankard to the ongoing feud o' ages, where the young 'uns call for change and the old salts refuse to budge! Aye, it be a sight to behold!