Arrr, Jonathan Turley be sayin’ Biden's veto be makin’ him a lily-livered scallywag, not a true Framer!
2024-12-26
Arrr, Law Professor Turley be scoffin' at April Ryan’s tall tale of Biden bein' akin to ol' George Washington with his veto of the Judges Act. With a mountain o' federal cases waitin', we be needin' more judges, not squabblin' like landlubbers! Aye, 'tis a fine mess, indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' political folly, where the likes of April Ryan be proclaiming President Biden as a paragon of the Foundin' Fathers. Aye, in the grand sea of advocacy journalism, she be claiming his veto of The Judges Act be akin to ol' George Washington himself raisin' the flag of tyranny against a horde of Republican swabs! Arrr, it seems she’s taken a fancy to the notion o' keepin’ conservatism at bay like a scurvy dog with a bad case of barnacles!Now, ye see, the Act had bipartisan support, a rare treasure in these treacherous waters, yet Biden’s veto be a slap to the face of fairness! He be worried 'bout givin’ the dastardly Trump more power over the courts, ye know, as if he be guardin' a treasure chest full o' gold doubloons! But alas, with courts overflowin' like a leaky ship, justice be delayed, and many a sailor be left without a verdict in sight.
So let’s raise a tankard to the absurdity of it all, where political games be played and the Founders be invoked like ghosts from the past! Mayhaps, it be time for these landlubbers to chart a new course and leave the noble principles out of their scallywag schemes!