Arrr, Trump be haggling fer a fresh Panama Canal pact fer the good ol’ Yanks—bet he be usin’ biscuits!
2024-12-26
Arrr, me hearties! Fear ye not, for the soon-to-be Captain Trump be haggling over a shiny new pact for the Panama Canal! Aye, he be seekin’ a treasure chest o’ better spoils fer the good folk of America! Yo ho, let the negotiations begin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ President-elect Trump and his blusterin’ call fer the return o’ the Panama Canal to the good ol’ U.S. of A! This week, he be shoutin’ that if Panama don’t cease their “piratin’” of American treasures, they’ll have to hand back the canal that we built with our own hands.Now, ol’ Trump claims that Jimmy Carter be a right fool fer givin’ it away, but President José Raúl Mulino be shootin’ back with the fire o’ cannons, sayin’ it’s Panama’s treasure, not ours anymore! Arrr, but Trump insists there be conditions to this deal—a fair treatment or else! It’s like a chess match, and he be channelin’ Teddy Roosevelt, maneuverin’ like a true sea dog to strike a better bargain.
The canal be more than a waterway; it’s vital fer trade and U.S. security, with a mighty 73% of ships sailin’ towards American shores. And with those scallywags in Communist China makin' waves, it be clearer than a bright moonlit night that ol’ Trump be takin’ the helm to protect our interests. So, hoist the sails and batten down the hatches, fer the winds of diplomacy be blowin’ fierce! Yarrr!