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Arrr! NYC cabby be steerin’ into landlubbers 'cause he be seein' double, say the sea dogs in blue!

2024-12-26

Arrr, matey! A cabby, mad as a sea dog, plowed through a merry throng of shoppers this Christmas in New York! The scallywag be havin' a medical fright, say the landlubber constables. Aye, even on the jolliest of days, trouble be brewin’!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye a tale from the bustling streets o' New York City, where a yellow chariot, known to landlubbers as a taxi, went a'plundering through a crowd o' unsuspectin' souls on Christmas Day! Aye, it be a sight most scandalous!

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