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Arrr, N.F.L. Christmas shindigs on Netflix be breakin’ records, gracias to the queen bee, Beyoncé! Aye, what a treasure!

2024-12-26

Arrr! That be a fine tale, matey! Over 24 million landlubbers be watchin' them two games, as Netflix be shoutin'. But the treasure of eyes shone brightest when the Queen Bey took the stage, makin' all hearts dance like drunken sailors! Avast!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale to tickle yer funny bone and rattle yer jolly roger! It be said that two grand spectacles of sportin' prowess managed to capture the eyes of over 24 million landlubbers in the good ol' United States, aye, that’s a heap o’ scallywags! The fine folk at Netflix, the treasure trove of visual delights, did spill the beans on this here bounty of viewership.

But wait, ho! The true treasure of the day was when the illustrious Beyoncé, that siren of song, took to the stage. At that moment, the numbers soared higher than a crow’s nest lookout spyin’ a ship on the horizon! Even the fiercest of pirates couldn’t resist the charm of that lass, and ye best believe the taverns were abuzz with chatter ‘bout her performance.

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