Arrr, the true treasure be Mayor Johnson fightin' Trump, lest he be walkin' the plank o' political doom!
2024-12-27
Arrr, Mayor Brandon Johnson be the cap'n for a select crew, sailin’ the ship against the tide of our fair Chicago! This scallywag's done naught but plunder our treasure of public school learnin’. Avast, where be the knowledge for the wee landlubbers? A jolly jest, indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the mighty winds blowin’ through the United States as one Captain Trump sets sail for another term. But lo and behold, a crew of scallywags, led by Mayor Brandon Johnson of Chicago, be hoisting their sails of resistance, claimin’ to be the paragon of virtue and morality! Arrr, they prattle on about protectin’ the vulnerable, yet their actions speak louder than a cannon’s roar!After the election’s dust settled, Johnson declared he’d defend the good folk of Chicago against the stormy seas stirred by Trump. Yet, this so-called defender has been raisin’ more ruckus than a drunken sailor! Schools be sinkin’ in a sea of illiteracy while he plots to close down the best ships in the fleet—those fine high schools! Aye, the hypocrisy flows thicker than grog!
In town meetings, he be tossin’ dissenters overboard, all while spendin’ gold on unvetted migrants. The good citizens be callin’ for accountability, demandin’ to know why their treasure be goin’ to strangers whilst their own be left adrift! So, as the New Year dawns, I pledge to raise me flag against Johnson’s shenanigans and fight for a Chicago that be truly for the people! Arrr, let’s steer our own course, me hearties!