"Arrr, matey! It be two seas: the hearty folk o’ the deck and the scallywag billionaires in their treasure ships!"
2024-12-27
Arrr, matey! Our fair land be splittin’ into two realms! One be a treasure cove for a thousand scallywag billionaires, sittin' on heaps o' gold and livin' like kings! They’ve never had it so grand, while the rest o' us be swabbin’ the decks! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to this tale of two Americas, as stark as the black flag flyin' on me ship. In one corner, we have the gilded scallywags, a wee band of billionaires, hoardin’ treasure in mansions fit for kings and yachts as big as a whale! They live the high life, while down in the bilge, the common folk be strugglin’ for yer next meal, losin’ sleep over the rent, and prayin’ their young’uns don’t end up as deck swabs.Yonder, the rich be makin’ more gold than they can stash, ownin’ more wealth than the bottom half of the crew combined! Those swabs like Musk, Bezos, and Zuckerberg be sittin’ on heaps of doubloons while the rest be barely keepin’ their ships afloat. With the likes of BlackRock and Vanguard callin’ the shots, even the media be under the thumbs of these treasure-hoarders, decidin’ what news ye get to hear!
So, shiver me timbers! If we don’t rally together against this tide of tyranny and seek a fair wind for all, we be chartin’ a course straight into the stormy seas of oligarchy. Stand firm, ye landlubbers, for democracy and justice be the treasures worth fightin’ for! Arrr!