Arrr! A scallywag be callin' out his shipmates fer their foul ways, suggestin' a jolly fix fer the hullabaloo!
2024-12-27
Arrr, mateys! A scallywag on Reddit be sharing a treasure of wisdom, suggestin' that swabs toss their refuse instead o’ stashin' it in their pocket like a sneaky sea rat! Others be chimin' in too, while a wise old travel guru be weighin' anchor on the matter!
Arrr, matey! A traveler from the skies be raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout the scallywags aboard flights who be leavin’ their trash in the seatback pockets like a treasure hoard! Instead o’ handin’ their spoils to the fine flight attendants, they be treatin’ the plane like a pirate ship after a raucous night o’ plunderin’!This clever sea dog shared a trick in the "r/SouthwestAirlines" tavern o’ social media, suggestin’ to shout, “Ahoy! Ye left yer AirPods in the back pocket!” This little ruse has a 50% success rate, he claims, causin’ some knaves to claim their refuse whilst others be sayin’ “’tis not me job!” Aye, the gall of some folk!
Commenters chimed in, suggestin’ that perhaps they should pass a trash collection ‘round like the collection plate at church, guiltin’ the lubbers into tossin’ their waste! Yet, some scallywags remain blissfully unaware, leavin’ their refuse behind like it be a fine piece o’ booty.
Even the flight attendants be joinin’ the fray, chasin’ after a rogue who tried to keep his newspaper, yellin’ that he forgot it! ‘Twas a spectacle of passive-aggressive wit, I tell ye! So heed this advice, me hearties: keep yer trash close and hand it over, for cleanliness be the pirate’s code!