Arrr, the Russian scallywags say they be keen to befriend, but 'tis up to Captain Trump to hoist the sails first!
2024-12-27
Arrr! Retired Lt. Gen. Keith Kellogg be spoutin' to Fox News that both them scallywags in Russia and Ukraine be eager to hoist the white flag and end this ruckus. Aye, even the cannons be tired of firin'!
Ahoy, me hearties! It be whispered on the salty winds that Russia be ready to parley with the newly crowned captain, President Trump, to mend fences with the fair Ukraine, but only if the Yanks take the first plunge, savvy? In a grand gathering in Moscow, the cunning Foreign Minister Lavrov proclaimed they’d be willin’ to chat about their so-called "special military operation"—a fancy term for their ongoing skirmish—if the Americans be bold enough to make the first move. Aye, Lavrov made it clear, "The Yanks broke the dialogue, so they ought to fix it!" Talk about passin' the buck! It seems both sides be weary from the scallywag’s dance of war, with heavy losses and wavering spirits after a thousand days of clashin’. Trump’s envoy, Kellogg, reckons it’s high time for both to put down their cutlasses and take a breather, sayin’ they be ready to hang up their swords. And let’s not forget Putin, who’s open to settlin’ their squabbles in a third port—Slovakia, no less! But will Ukraine be willin’ to set sail there? Only the tides know! So, gather ‘round, ye scallywags, for this merry saga be far from over!