Arrr! Trump be callin’ the highest sea dogs to halt the TikTok keel-haulin’, savvy?
2024-12-27
Arrr, the president-elect be sittin' on the fence like a crab at low tide, not takin' a stand on the app's squabble 'bout that pesky First Amendment! They be givin' a Jan. 19 deadline to either trade the treasure or sink the ship, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas of politics! The president-elect, that scallywag of future rule, be keepin’ his lips sealed tighter than a ship’s hold on a stormy night! Aye, he’s takin’ no stand on the ruckus stirred by a certain app, claimin’ it be a violation of the First Amendment, that sacred parchment that grants us our words and witticisms.Now, this app be a popular treasure among landlubbers, but alas, a law be settin’ forth a deadline of January 19 to either sell or scuttle this beloved platform! The clock be tickin’, me hearties, and the fate of this digital bounty hangs in the balance like a ship’s anchor in a tempest!
But fret not, for the president-elect seems content to let the winds of controversy blow where they may, not wishin’ to hoist his colors too soon. What a merry jest it is, watchin’ the politicians dance around this matter as if it be a barrel of rum at a jolly ol’ tavern! So, raise yer tankards, ye wenches and rogues, for this be a tale of law, apps, and the art of dodgin’ a stormy debate on the horizon!