"Arrr, matey! Behold the top ten ruckus o’ the liberal scribes in the year of our Lord, 2024!"
2024-12-28
Arrr, matey! From NBC's quick enlistin' of Ronna McDaniel to ABC coughin' up 15 million doubloons to that scallywag Trump, the liberal sea be churnin' with squabbles and ruckus all through the year of our Lord, 2024! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the tumultuous seas of 2024—where the winds of politics blew mightily and newsrooms be capsize! First off, this year be marked by the bold ascent of President-elect Donald Trump, twice beset by assassination attempts, whilst ol' Biden be sidelined like a barnacle on a hull. Hurricanes roared, drones danced like feathered buccaneers, and the world be a-ragin'.In the realm of news, chaos reigned supreme! NBC found itself in the brig after hirin' Ronna McDaniel, igniting a mutiny amongst its crew. It seems the liberal lads and lasses, especially those from MSNBC, were none too pleased, shoutin' and howlin' against the brandished flag of McDaniel's past shenanigans with Captain Trump. Alas, four days later, she be tossed overboard, much to the delight of the scallywags!
But it ain't just NBC—NPR's editor spilled the beans on his ship's biased sails, while a scandalous romance brewed at New York magazine, and ABC found itself swabbin' the decks after a $15 million defamation settlement with Trump! Aye, as the saga unfolded, even the most loyal of news crews faced treacherous waters, with resignations and uproars aplenty!
So hoist the sails and prepare for more shenanigans, for the tides of news be ever-changin'! Yarrr!