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Arr, ye scallywags! Melvin Gordon be claimin' that runnin' back be the worst position o' the lot! 'Tis a suckin' truth indeed!

2023-06-23

Arrr, ye scallywags! Word on the high seas be that this Melvin Gordon fella is yammerin' on about the runnin' back position being the "worst position" to play. Aye, the value of this position be diminishin' in the league. But fear not, me hearties, for we pirates know the value of a good runnin' game. We'll just have to pillage and plunder our way to the end zone!

Avast ye mateys, it be a tough time for us running backs in the NFL nowadays. The league be favoring young and cheap players over us seasoned veterans. Melvin Gordon, a free agent and eight-year veteran, be feelin' the struggle. He be sayin' that it be the worst position to play right now, and he ain't gettin' no love. But he be stayin' ready and confident that he can turn some heads when he gets on a team.

Gordon, who played for the Chargers and Broncos before winding up on the Chiefs' practice squad, be turnin' 30 this year and it be hard for him to train not knowin' if a team will come callin'. But he be takin' advice from other players who've gone through the same thing and be stayin' positive.

There be other runnin' backs in the same boat, like Ezekiel Elliott and Dalvin Cook, who was released by the Minnesota Vikings in June after six seasons. The league be changin', but we pirates know that a true warrior always be ready for whatever comes their way.

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