"Arrr, David Marcus be sayin’ Ramaswamy’s noggin be mighty, but Musk be pickin’ tussles he can't win, matey!"
2024-12-28
Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus be claimin’ that Vivek Ramaswamy be givin’ a right tongue-lashin’ to the American worker, with Elon Musk joinin’ the fray! Aye, it sparked a squabble amongst the GOP crew, all for naught but a tempest in a teacup! Har har har!
Ahoy me hearties, gather 'round as I spin a yarn about the curious event known as a Boxing Day. ‘Tis not a day of fisticuffs, nay, unless ye be Elon Musk and that scallywag Vivek Ramaswamy, who took it upon themselves to jab at good ol’ American workers instead of boxin’ each other! Brought forth by a need for foreign hands, Musk be claimin’ our young’uns be too busy frolickin' instead of hittin’ the books. Arrr, what a hullabaloo!Ramaswamy, in his fine attire, suggests that if we’d just shove the kiddies towards math and science instead of sleepovers and Saturday cartoons, we’d be churning out geniuses fit for the high seas of tech! But here’s the rub, mates: America ain’t a mere breeding ground for tech tycoons but a grand vessel of freedom. The likes of ol’ Musk and Ramaswamy be forgettin’ we’re not just cogs in their grand machine. And by thunder, they walked back their folly when the crew – that be us, the American workers – made their voices heard!
So let this be a lesson, ye buccaneers of the business world: Respect the laborin’ folk who keep this fine ship afloat. For without them, we’d be lost at sea! Arrr, may the riches come, but not at the expense of the heart and soul of our land!