Arrr! How Captain Trump be shoutin' “Scuttle the TikTok!” then sayin’, “Nay, me hearties, let it sail on!”
2024-12-28
In the year o' our Lord 2020, he set sail to scuttle that Chinese-owned app. Yet now, he finds himself battlin' the Biden crew's quest to do the very same! A fine twist o' fate, eh matey? Avast, what a salty sea of hypocrisy!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of treachery on the digital seas! Back in the year of our lord 2020, a scallywag set his sights on banishing the Chinese-owned treasure known as TikTok from our shores. Aye, he wielded the sword of prohibition, lookin’ to protect the good folk from the siren’s call of this app. The winds of war were blowin’, and he was ready to hoist the anchor!But lo and behold! As the tides turned and the Biden crew took the helm, this very same buccaneer found himself in a right pickle. Instead of shiverin' timbers and standin’ firm against the app, he turned coat quicker than a sea rat jumps ship! Now he be opposin’ the Biden crew’s efforts to toss TikTok overboard. Aye, what a twist in this salty saga! One minute he be callin’ for a mutiny against the app, and the next he be settin’ sail to defend it!
So, what be the lesson in this merry misadventure? Beware, ye landlubbers, for the seas of politics be as fickle as the wind, and ye might find yerself sailin’ in circles before ye even raise yer sails!