Arrr, a Florida train be crashin' into a fire chariot, givin' crew and passengers a right jolly tumble!
2024-12-28
Arrr, mateys! On the day of Saturn, a mighty iron beast in Florida did clash with a fiery rescue vessel! Now, three brave sea dogs be laid up in the infirmary, alongside a dozen landlubbers, all nursing their bruises. A jolly good rum will fix 'em up, savvy?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ear to a tale most peculiar from the sunny shores of Florida! A high-speed Brightline beast, like a galloping sea serpent, did collide with a Delray Beach Fire Rescue ladder truck, causin’ quite the ruckus on a fine Saturday mornin’. At least 15 souls found themselves with minor injuries, includin’ three brave firefighters who were whisked away to the hospital, but fret not, for they be in stable condition!The fateful encounter occurred at the stroke of 10:45 a.m. as the train, faster than a cannonball, did run amok near E. Atlantic Avenue and Railroad Avenue. Now, Delray Beach be but a stone’s throw—approximately 30 miles—north of Fort Lauderdale. Brightline be a swift vessel ferrin’ folk between Miami and Orlando, makin’ pitstops at Aventura, Fort Lauderdale, Boca Raton, and West Palm Beach, like a pirate lookin’ for treasure!
The local constables and the keepers of train safety are investigatin’ this mishap to find what trickery led to such a collision. Meanwhile, Fox News Digital be awaitin’ a word from Brightline to get to the bottom of this high-speed hullabaloo. So, me hearties, keep yer wits about ye and steer clear of any ruckus on the rails!