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Arrr, matey! Witnesses be spoutin’ of engine sparks ’n a feathery foe before the ship went down!

2024-12-29

Arrr, me hearties! Ye won’t believe what I be hearin’! A cursed flying contraption met its doom in South Korea! Flames roared from its belly, kabooms echoed like cannon fire, and wee feathered scallywags crashed into it! A sight fit for a jolly crew, eh?

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' woe from the skies above South Korea! Aye, on the fateful morn of Sunday, a cursed bird—nay, a feathered fiend—struck a Jeju Air vessel, sendin' it skiddin' off the runway at Muan International! Flames erupted like the fiery breath of a dragon, and blasts echoed across the land, causin' a great kerfuffle!

This here aircraft, a 15-year-old Boeing 737-800, was returnin' from the exotic shores of Bangkok with 181 souls aboard. Alas, at about 9 o'clock, it met its doom, crashin' into a concrete barrier like a ship run aground, claimin' the lives of at least 176 poor souls! But fret not, for two crew members were rescued, their hearts still beatin' strong!

Witnesses be sayin' they saw sparks and heard a mighty explosion, as if the heavens themselves were angry! One fellow even spied a flock o' birds meetin' their fate in the plane’s engine like a bad romance! The air was thick with smoke, and chaos reigned supreme. Jeju Air be expressin' their deepest apologies, pledgin' to mend the wreckage of this dreadful day. So raise a tankard for those who’ve sailed to the great beyond, and may the skies be kinder henceforth! Arrr!

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