The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, Warren Upton, a salty sea dog of Pearl Harbor, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 105!"

2024-12-29

Arrr, the final scallywag of the U.S.S. Utah, he be just a sprightly lad of 22, a chatterin' radioman, when the sneaky Japanese forces came a-scurrying with their cannonades! Blimey, what a ruckus that be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye 'round and lend an ear to the tale of the last soul standin' from the mighty U.S.S. Utah, a ship that danced with the waves before misfortune struck! Our hero, a spry lad of but 22 summers, be a radioman in the Navy, a crafty fellow sendin’ signals like a siren call to the briny deep.

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