Arrr, Eric Schmitt be hootin’ ‘bout H-1B scallywags, sayin’ Americans shan’t be teachin’ the landlubbers to take their jobs!
2024-12-29
Arrr, Sen. Eric Schmitt be hoistin’ the flag o’ discontent, claimin’ the H-1B visa be a treasure chest o’ mischief! He be callin’ fer a mighty overhaul, lest the scallywags plunder our shores o’ honest work. Avast, reform or be walkin’ the plank!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties, fer I’ve a tale of Sen. Eric Schmitt of Missouri, who be raisin’ his voice on the matter o' H-1B visas bein’ misused, claimin’ that many a fine American worker be forced to train their own replacements! Aye, he spun this yarn on Fox News, clashin’ swords with the likes of Elon Musk, who be wantin' more foreign hands on deck.Schmitt be spoutin’ that the good folk of America have been left in the lurch while factory jobs be sailin’ off into foreign waters. He decries that the young kin o’ those factory workers, now donning the garb of accountants, be trainin’ those scallywags from abroad who be undercutting their pay, arrr!
The good senator be preachin’ a need to reform the H-1B program and make it merit-based, so the wages of honest Americans don’t be sinkin’ to Davy Jones’ locker! He also championed the idea of sendin’ home those who be here illegally, claimin’ it’s been the law of the land for over 200 years, aye! So raise yer mugs for a debate that be hotter than a pot o’ gumbo on a summer’s day, as the sea of politics be churnin’ with the likes of Musk and Ramaswamy settin’ their sails for more high-skilled labor, while Schmitt be ready to hoist the sails of reform! Avast!