Arrr, David Marcus be sayin’ MAGA’s H-1B squabble be the jolly way politics be sailin’, savvy?
2024-12-29
Arrr, matey! David Marcus be sayin’ the GOP's squabble 'bout them H-1B visas ain't no civil war, but rather a raucous parley in their jolly big tent! Aye, 'tis but a hearty brawl to find common ground, like pirates divvyin’ up treasure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round me hearties for a jolly tale of the recent squabble over them H-1B visas in the treacherous waters of Trump World! First tidin', tensions be settlin’ down, much to the chagrin of the landlubbers hopin’ fer chaos among the ranks.In one corner, we’ve got the dandy duo, Ramaswamy and Musk, callin' fer an expansion of foreign worker visas like a couple o’ scallywags lookin' to fill their crew with talent. Across the ring, Bannon and his America First crew be shoutin’ for an end to this pirate’s bounty o’ foreign labor, lest they unleash a tempest of trouble!
Even ol' Trump himself dipped his toes in the murky waters, sayin’ he fancies the visas but ain't keen on expandin’ ‘em. But lo and behold, as the sun rose on Sunday, cooler heads prevailed, and Ramaswamy backed down from his high horse, while Musk suggested makin' it pricier to hire from afar!
With compromise afoot, the America Firsters and their new pals be settlin' in for fair seas ahead, leavin' the Democrats munchin' on crow, instead of popcorn! As we navigate the choppy waters of immigration, it seems we might just find a treasure map of sensible governance instead of a shipwreck of discord! Yarrr!