Arrr, in 2024, be the most vexin' scallywags! Even landlubbers on both sides can’t stand a couple!
2024-12-29
Arrr, matey! The high seas of 2024 be churned by a scallywag crew of annoying knaves, too many to name on this here scroll! But fear not, for we shall hoot and holler at the most wretched among 'em, turnin' their misery into our merry jest!
Ahoy, mateys! As the sands of time slip through the hourglass, we be findin’ that this year be less of a tempest than we be expectin'! Last year, we squawked about the likes of Randi Weingarten and Greta Thunberg, but this year, the drama be mild like a sea breeze.Yet, lo and behold, 2024 be bringin’ its own share of ruckus! From the infamous “Morning Joe” duo, Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, who be annoyin’ folks from left to right, to Taylor Lorenz, a siren of social media stirrin’ up trouble. Scarborough’s dubious claims about the President earned him a dubious title o' “Worst Quote of the Year,” and Lorenz seems to be chasin' clout faster than a ship in full sail!
Meanwhile, ol’ Al Sharpton be makin' waves for less savory reasons, playin' the game of “pay for play” like a true rogue. And let’s not forget about “The View,” where the crew's jests be darker than a moonless night at sea. With Sunny Hostin spewin’ scorn and Whoopi crackin' grim jests, one can’t help but wonder if they’ve spiked their grog!
So here’s to 2025, may it bring us more chuckles and fewer cannonballs from the realm of the ridiculous! Arrr!