Arrr, WH Flacks be under siege with inquiries regarding Hunter's damning WhatsApp missive! Shiver me timbers!
2023-06-23
Arrr! Me lads and lasses, thar be some ruckus brewing in the halls o' power. Methinks the Biden boys be caught in a shakedown with a Chinese scallywag! But the White House Press Secretary and the national security spokesman be keepin' mum on the matter. What be they hidin'?
Ahoy mateys, the Biden administration is in hot water after a WhatsApp message was released that shows Joe Biden and his son, Hunter, allegedly shaking down a Chinese businessman. The press was all over them, firing off question after question, but White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre and national security spokesman John Kirby refused to answer.The message was obtained by IRS investigators and released by House Ways and Means Committee chairman Jason Smith (R-MO). It's a bombshell, and the press is rightfully curious. But the Biden administration is playing it cool, refusing to engage with the media frenzy.
Some might say it's a bit suspicious that they're not saying anything. After all, if they were innocent, why not set the record straight? But maybe they're just playing it smart, waiting to see how things play out before they say anything that could incriminate them.
Either way, it's a juicy scandal that's sure to keep the media buzzing for days to come. And let's be honest, who doesn't love a good scandal? It's like a treasure trove of gossip and intrigue, and we pirates love nothing more than a good tale of corruption and deceit. So, let's all sit back and enjoy the show, shall we? Arrrr!