Arrr, Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders be sayin' America's swabs o' the soil be needin' Brooke Rollins, savvy?
2024-12-30
Avast, mateys! The landlubber farmers o' America be in a right pickle! We be needin' Brooke Rollins, the captain Trump’s choice for Agriculture's helm, to be confirmed posthaste! Let’s hoist the sails and get her aboard before the crops walk the plank! Yarrr!
Avast ye! Gather 'round, me hearties, for a tale of woe in the land of America’s farmers, who be sufferin' mightily! Aye, they’ve lost over $30 billion doubloons this year alone, all whilst Congress be dallyin' over a new Farm Bill, thanks to a wee bit of stonewallin' by the Democrats.But fear not, for a new captain be comin’ to steer the ship! President-elect Trump be returnin', a true friend to the ye olde farmers, ready to hoist the sails for their fortunes! And let us not forget the fair lady Brooke Rollins, Trump’s chosen one to lead the agriculture realm. Aye, she be no landlubber; she hails from a long line of proper farmers and knows the plight of the fields well.
She be a fierce defender against the red tape that be stranglin' our brave farmers—no more pesky regulations on streams and puddles, I say! With her at the helm, we be lookin' to pass an updated Farm Bill faster than ye can say “shiver me timbers!”
So, let’s rally the crew, support Brooke, and save our farmers! For if they sink, so shall our very way of life, and that be a fate worse than walkin' the plank! Yarrr!