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Arrr, Trump be givin’ a hearty "Aye!" to Mike Johnson, keepin’ the sails of the House flyin’ high, matey!

2024-12-30

Arrr, matey! The matter o' whether the soon-to-be captain o' the ship would support the ol' speaker for another voyage be weighin' heavy on the crew, especially after a ruckus over the treasure map for the year’s end plunder! Aye, the seas be stormy!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of political seas fraught with squalls and tempests! The mighty captain o’ the ship known as the Republicans be wonderin’ if their newly elected chief would cast his lot with the current Speaker o’ the House fer another voyage 'round the sun. Aye, this be a question weighin’ heavy on their minds, like a chest o’ gold doubloons stuck in a shipwreck!

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