Avast! A family be battlin’ like the Sopranos, swingin' bats and shootin' guns 'gainst rival road scallywags! Arrr!
2024-12-30
Arrr, six scallywags from Georgia, all shipmates at the same paving crew, were caught red-handed givin’ a rival crew a jolly ol’ ruckus on the 19th of December! Aye, looks like they took ‘paving the way’ a tad too far, savvy?
Arrr mateys! Gather round fer a tale from the heart o’ Georgia! Six scallywags from the Buckland clan, workin’ for a family that lays down asphalt like a pirate lays down treasure, found themselves in a raucous kerfuffle with another crew o’ pavement peddlers on a fateful day, December the 19th!These ruffians, led by the infamous Mark Buckland Sr. and his crew of Buckland kin, decided to roll into town with weapons fit fer a swashbuckler—baseball bats and sticks galore! They aimed to settle a score with the EH Paving lot, who dared to pave a driveway near their territory, a move deemed downright disrespectful!
As the dust settled, the lawmen arrived to find chaos, with yells of “bats and guns” echoing through the air! The Bucklands were caught in a scandalous brawl worthy of the silver screen, with claims of swinging bats and guns pointed like a treasure map! Yet, young Mark Buckland Jr. dismissed it all as a mere “misunderstanding.” Aye, sounds like the sort o’ misunderstanding that lands ye in the brig!
With the law laid down, each Buckland faced charges that would make even the fiercest pirate blush! But fear not, for they sailed free come Monday mornin’. So, beware, ye paving pirates! Ye never know when a gravel squabble may turn into a full-blown ruckus! Arrr!