"Blimey! Two lassies left by scallywag smugglers at the southern shores, with a jolly note for the landlubbers!"
2024-12-30
Arrr! Two wee scallywags, marooned at the southern shores, left to swab the decks of their own fate by a band o’ smugglers! But fear not, for the brave Texas troopers swooped in like seagulls on a sandwich, savin' the day quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!”
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale fit fer the high seas, where mischief be afoot at the southern shores o' Texas! Two wee lasses, aged five and nine, were left behind like a shipwrecked treasure by scallywag smugglers who scurried back to Mexico quicker than ye can say “booty.” The Texas authorities swooped in to rescue the young lassies, who bore naught but a note with a mysterious address, like a treasure map leading to their kin!These little adventurers hailed from El Salvador, bravely navigating the treacherous waters o’ unaccompanied migration. Alas, it seems the seas be rough, as many a young soul find themselves adrift, with numbers rising faster than a ship’s sails in a storm. Reports tell of more than 32,000 lost lambs who didn’t show up for their court hearings, like ghostly pirates vanishing into the fog!
With over 500,000 unaccompanied children makin' landfall during Biden’s reign, only a handful—411, to be precise—met their doom in removal proceedings this year. Aye, the seas be chaotic, and the plight of these young sailors in search o’ safe harbor raises eyebrows like a ship’s flag at half-mast. So, keep yer spyglasses ready, for this saga be far from over!