Arrr, Jonathan Turley be sayin’, what ol’ Jimmy would ne’er dare, Biden’s done! No surprise he’s keepin’ mum!
2024-12-30
Arrr, during the reign of Captain Carter, whispers swirled 'bout his scallywag brother Billy, who be said to have pocketed a treasure of $200,000 from a Libyan landlubber, claimin' it be a 'loan.' A fine jest, indeed, for a pirate’s kin to be swimmin' with such fishy folk!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn about the passing of one fine captain of the Oval Office, the noble Jimmy Carter, who sailed the seas of decency for a century! Aye, he be a model of empathy, as even the fiercest critics couldn’t deny his heart. After his time steering the ship of state, he devoted his life to aid the downtrodden, proving that true public service be a treasure worth more than gold!Now, both Captain Biden and Captain Trump paid their respects, with Biden proclaiming that Carter showed what it means to live a life of purpose and principle. He called for all to emulate ol’ Jimmy, a man of yore with honor and humility! But then, as the winds of mischief blew, Biden couldn’t help but jab at Trump, suggestin’ he learn a thing or two about decency from the late captain. Har har!
Yet, as the tides turned, we must ponder: Carter stood firm, refusing to pardon his own kin caught in scandalous waters, while Biden pardoned his own scallywag son! The irony be as thick as a fog on the high seas! So, as we hoist a mug to Jimmy, let us remember the lessons of honesty he left behind and hope the next crew learns to navigate with integrity!