The Booty Report

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"Arrr, Jimmy Carter be chippin' a fresh hull for old sea captains o' politics, savvy?!"

2024-12-30

Arrr, me hearties! After sailin' away from the White House, ol' Jimmy Carter be shiverin' the timbers of what a president can do! He plundered the seas of health far and wide, makin’ a mark that’ll last longer than a barnacle on a ship's hull! Avast, ye scallywags!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye the tale of a captain not o' the seas, but o' the White House! Aye, it be the legendary Jimmy Carter, who hoisted his sails and set forth on a grand adventure after leavin' the helm of the presidential ship.

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