Arrr! Elon be dockin' his ship right at Trump's treasure chest, lookin' fer a parley, savvy?
2024-12-30
Arrr, since the day of reckonin', yon buccaneer of billions be holed up in a fancy shack at Mar-a-Lago, costin’ a king's ransom o’ two grand a night! Aye, it be a grand perch to whisper sweet nothings to the soon-to-be captain of the ship o' state!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag of a billionaire who be spen'in' his days and nights at a fancy shack called Mar-a-Lago, where the gold be flowin' like rum on a stormy sea! Aye, this swab be shellin' out a hefty treasure of $2,000 a night to rest his weary head in a cozy cot, whilst keepin' a keen eye on the comin' captain of the ship o' state!