“Avast! The bird plague be spreadin' wide, more fowl havin' a jolly old time in Michigan’s nests, arrr!”
2024-12-30
Arrr, matey! This month, the fowl plague be settin' sail 'mongst the feathered crews o' Michigan! Aye, them swashbucklin' birds be catchin' a nasty cough! Keep yer parrot close, lest it be joinin' the ranks of the ailing aviators! Yo ho ho, what a ruckus on the high seas of poultry!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round for a tale of feathered foes and foul flus! The dreaded bird flu be makin' waves on the shores of the U.S., as two more counties in Michigan be grapplin’ with this beastly outbreak!The wise folks at the Michigan Department of Agriculture be investigatin’ and discovered that the vile HPAI lurks in two commercial coops in Ottawa County and a backyard flock in Jackson. These poor birdies be put under lock and key, ready to meet their doom to keep the plague at bay!
As the brave MDARD Captain, Tim Boring, be exclaimin’, “Slowing the spread of this foul virus be our top priority!” Aye, and they be takin’ measures to keep wild birdies from mixin’ with the domestic lot, lest chaos reign!
With winter chills still a-brewin’, the bird flu continues to flutter among wild flocks, causin’ quite the ruckus. But fear not, for the good folk of MDARD, in alliance with local and federal mates, be doin’ all they can to thwart this menace!
So, keep yer kitchen clean and cook yer poultry proper, or ye may end up battlin’ more than just a grumpy parrot! The risk to humankind be low, but let not complacency set sail! Arrr! 🏴☠️