Arrr! Six scallywags be tangled in a dire smuggling mess, says the Coast Guard! Blimey, what a week this be!
2024-12-31
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Coast Guard be blabberin’ ‘bout six rogues suspected o' bein' the scamps behind a deadly smuggling spree, where over 60 poor souls were caught in the tempest last week. Blimey! What a hullabaloo on the high seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a yarn spun from the high seas of California, where the brave souls of the United States Coast Guard be huntin' down six scallywags suspected of leadin' cursed human smuggling ventures! Aye, these dastardly deeds transpired 'twixt the dates of Dec. 23 and Dec. 29, claimin' more than 60 poor souls who dared to brave the treacherous waters.In a grim missive posted upon the electronic parchment known as X, the Coast Guard lamented that many lives were snuffed out in this nefarious trade, though they kept their lips sealed on the gory details. 'Tis a tragic tale, for as they say, “to venture forth in leaky ships with unskilled captains is a fool’s errand!”
Just a week prior, another batch of 14 scurvy knaves was accused of smuggling 73 souls, with the icy grip of water temperatures threatenin’ to send ‘em all to Davy Jones’ locker. The Coast Guard warned, “Smuggling be a perilous gamble, and those who play may find themselves in the depths!” So heed this warning, ye landlubbers, for the sea be no place for the faint of heart!