Arrr, matey! North Dakota’s scallywag’s lad be off to Davy Jones’ locker for 28 years fer a wreckin' a deputy!
2024-12-31
Arrr, matey! The lad of Senator Cramer be off to Davy Jones' locker for a mighty long stretch—28 years! He went crashin' into a sheriff's matey while tryin' to outrun the law. A fine mess indeed, ye scallywag! Let this be a lesson to ye landlubbers!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of woe from the high seas of North Dakota! Young Ian Cramer, son of the esteemed Sen. Kevin Cramer, be in quite the pickle after doin’ the dastardly deed of takin’ down a sheriff's deputy during a mad dash away from lawmen! Aye, it be true, on a fateful day in December, whilst and in a state of confused folly, Ian crashed his chariot into the valiant Deputy Paul Martin, sendin’ the poor soul to Davy Jones’ locker.Now, this scallywag Cramer has been sentenced to a long stretch in the brig, 28 years to be exact, though the court be sayin’ he might not serve the whole lot. The judge, a stern lass named Bobbi Weiler, had words about the lad’s questionable choices whilst under the influence of rascally substances like meth and bath salts! Blimey!
His own mother, bless her heart, was tryin’ to get him to the doctor when he seized the wheel and made a run for it! With a heart full of regret, she even shed a tear in court, feelin’ the weight of his misadventures. The senator, while not pleased, knows the wild ways of his son be a result of choices made over the years. So, there ye have it, a cautionary tale for all ye landlubbers—choose wisely, or ye might find yerself in the brig, just like young Ian!